5 Stars From The 2000s That Have Normal Jobs Now | Betches

Justin Bieber is married. Eminem’s daughter Hailie graduated from college in 2018 and has almost 2 million followers on Instagram. We. are. old. And it’s days like today, as I furiously Google where I can get discount ), and Amanda Bynes (mental breakdown, design school, another mental breakdown). But what happened to the ones that went on to have normal jobs? Let’s find out!  ‘Tis brewing season! Keep an eye out for our next batch 👀🐝🥂 . 📷: @matialvial A post shared by All-Wise Meadery (@allwisemeadery) on Apr 6, 2019 at 8:03am PDT not, New York’s first full production meadery located in Brooklyn, because of course. Sooooo that’s just a bar, right? Will I be murdered on-site by a man …

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Hit With 5 Misdemeanor Charges | Betches

Someone call Sammi Sweetheart, because Rahn needs to stahp. Just kidding, I would never wish that on Sammi, she needs to stay far away from the bad man. She actually turned down joining Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, where she’d probably be making roughly hit Jen Harley, threatened to kill her, chased her around with a knife, then barricaded himself in their Airbnb with his infant daughter while Jen ran to the neighbors for help. He then resisted the police, threatened the police, had to be tased, and was arrested. Insanely enough, this is very on-brand for Ron and Jen, who brought in the New Year by Jen had several pretend burglaries, ran Ron over with her car. Ron was originally …

How To Have A Kid-Free Wedding Without Pissing People Off | Betches

You’re not a complete bitch if you don’t want kids at your wedding, but it’s not as easy as stamping “don’t bring your kids, k?” on the envelope. While you might not be able to avoid pissing some people off with your decision, you can at least make every effort to go about it the right way. Here’s how to ensure nobody under the age of 12 shows up at your wedding, without being a total bridezilla: Being as specific as you can about who’s invited on the envelope is a critical part of having a kid-free wedding. When you address it to “The Johnson Family,” you’re inviting everyone. However, if you specifically write “Mr. and Mrs. Johnson”, that makes …

Heroes Confront Harvey Weinstein At NY Bar While Crowd Boos — At Them | Betches

Lately, he’s been trying to introduce himself back into society, and his most recent attempt took place at Downtime Bar in New York’s Lower East Side. He attended an event called Actors Hour, which describes itself as the “first speakeasy dedicated to artists. Only writers, directors, actors, musicians, and a few lucky outsiders have the privilege of gaining entry.” Weird, I don’t see rape offenders on that list — but guess that’s what we call a ‘lucky outsider.’ watch hereIn an accompanying Facebook post, Stuckless describes their motivation for confronting the abuser, around whom others at the venue were just sitting quietly. Additionally, Stuckless wrote about another person at the event to address Harvey Weinstein. Comedian  got on stage and …

Beware Of Scorpio Season: Weekly Horoscopes October 21-25 | Betches

Aries Taurus Have any unfinished business left over from Libra season? Yeah, now is the time to tie that up. Preferably before Wednesday, when Scorpio will inject its iconically intense energy into your life, making you focus less on your to-do list and more on your intimate relationships. Don’t be surprised if you feel the need to call up a long lost friend or actually make that coffee date you’ve been saying you’ll make for months. Scorpio is all about going deep with people, meaning this month you’ll be way more focused on the biggest questions in the universe (“what is the meaning of life?”) than the minor questions of the day (“when was the last time I washed these …

Kylie Jenner’s Office Is Exactly What You Would Expect | Betches

Yesterday, Kylie Jenner released a YouTube video of her giving an office tour of Kylie Cosmetics HQ, and predictably, people have a lot to say about it. It’s no in her mansion and butterflies everywhere. This girl worships pink like it’s a personality trait. So when you see what she’s got in her office, you really shouldn’t be surprised. Now, before I get absolutely eviscerated, her office is nice as hell! She’s got pink M&Ms in a bowl at the front desk with her own face on them, a neon pink sign that says KYLIE, her own personal glam room, and a whole lot more. But also, what do y’all expect from a company that is worth a billion dollars? Do …

Kaitlyn Bristowe Blasts Mike Fleiss & Says He Hates Women | Betches

I personally don’t understand why getting cast on Dancing With The Stars is such a big deal, because I literally do not know one single person who watches it. (Aside from maybe Brett Vergara who always has amazing in-the-moment memes about whatever just happened.) But apparently, it’s a huge deal, or at least it is to Kaitlyn Bristowe. Over the years, one issue I’ve heard her routinely express frustration with is how she was not cast on Dancing With The Stars after her stint as the Bachelorette. It’s pretty common for Bachelor or Bachelorette alums to continue their ABC tenure by going on Dancing With The Stars. Nick Viall competed right after he was the Bachelor, Grocery Store Joe got on after Paradise, Sean Lowe appeared on season 16 of DWTS, Chris Soules …

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Arrested For Kidnapping | Betches

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro from Jersey Shore has gone f*cking crazy again, only this time it’s not in a funny drank-too-much-and-cheated-on-Sammi-Sweetheart type of way. Around 3:00am this morning, Jen Harley, Ronnie’s on-again/off-again girlfriend and the mother of his daughter Ariana, said that Ronnie had been chasing her around with a knife and was currently inside their rented Airbnb with their baby. She had sustained some minor injuries. EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz in handcuffs after 3am domestic violence incident. Woman reported being assaulted + that Ortiz had her baby inside home. Police say he wouldn’t come out so they broke down door to rescue baby. Coming up live on @FOXLA #JustOneStation pic.twitter.com/Iy6xNg2CJr — Gigi Graciette (@GigiGraciette) October 4, 2019 When the police knocked on …

4 Wardrobe Mistakes That Are Making You Feel Old | Betches

It likely has something to do with your posture. There are a few obvious daily habits that you probably already realize aren’t good for your posture. Staring down, scrolling through Instagram for over an hour, hunching over your desk when you’re working on a tedious project, shifting your weight into one hip as your standing on line at Trader Joe’s, we’ve all been there. The good news is that your posture is something that can easily be corrected. And one of the easiest ways to do so is double checking your wardrobe. A lot of our favorite pieces can end up causing damage we might not even realize.  A Monstrously Heavy Tote Bag We’re betches of habit, and you probably …

Okay, So What Exactly Is the Impeachment Process? | Betches

All in favor of Dua Lipa releasing a remix of ‘New Rules,’ but just about the rules of impeachment, say I. Until then, you have me. Let’s run this down.  In honor of Nancy Pelosi, I am about to get going on some work stuff that I really should have done months ago. — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 24, 2019 And no, they didn’t talk about the differences between craft services in the U.S. and Ukraine. Instead, Trump . The thing is, you’re REALLY not supposed to leverage national security resources to extort another nation into digging up dirt on your political opponents.  For what it’s worth, this is pretty historic — impeachment has only happened twice in the U.S., …

This Story About A Family Adopting A 6-Year-Old Who Was Actually 22 Is Insane | Betches

Riverdaleweekly recapper,The story was originally published in earlier this week and it is… a lot to take in. The article claims that famed parenting author and motivational speaker Kristine Barnett and her now ex-husband Michael Barnett have been charged with neglect after leaving their 11-year-old daughter Natalia to fend for herself in their apartment when they moved to Canada. Sounds terrible. Like, let’s get ADA Barba and the Special Victims Unit on this ASAP. However, the Barnetts are claiming that it’s not neglect because Natalia is not a child, but in fact a “mentally disturbed adult posing as a child” who has threatened to kill them before.  back in 2012 to talk about Jacob’s success story. So, like, it’s a …

8 Times You Should Take Your Engagement Ring Off | Betches

proposal was perfect, and the ring is everything you asked for (because you helped pick it out). Now you’re going to be spending the next few weeks/months staring at your hand constantly and angling your hand just so in photos so you can not-so-subtly show off your ring. And you’re probably never going to want to take it off, which makes sense, but in order to keep it in mint condition, you’re going to have to remove it from your finger on certain occasions. They say dHere Comes the Guide about when you should be taking off your ring and how to keep those Kelly Villarreal suggests that when breaking a sweat and handling machinery in the Lifting heavy objects or …

The Area 51 Raid Is Going To Be The Next Fyre Festival | Betches

Hate to break it to all of you festival enthusiasts and influencers trying to make an honest living off using filters to get likes, but it looks like Alienstock, the party scheduled at Area 51 the day of the pretend raid, is just Fyre Festival 2.0. Yesterday, a mere 11 days before Alienstock was set to welcome 10,000+ people to the tiny town of Rachel, Nevada, the event creator, Matty Roberts, has pulled out. The music festival was created after Matty’s joke Facebook event “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop Us All” went viral and he freaked out, deciding it probably wasn’t a good idea to ask 3.5 million people to try and fight the U.S. Government to catch a …

The Best Bachelorette Recap Youll Ever Read: Just Choose Tyler, I Beg Of You Betches

Sponsored By SkinnyPop Well, people, we’ve made it. After watching what felt like an extremely long season sponsored by Jesus and steroids, Hannah is down to her final three men: Tyler, Jed, and the pilot she’s 1,000% about to send home with some pity tears and a nice HAGS comment. How we’re at the finale and she still has yet to JUST CHOOSE TYLER MY GOD whittle it down to her final two suitors, I’m not sure, but it’s starting to feel like a real punishment, let me just tell you. But I’m a good f*cking person! Back at the rose ceremony, Hannah has just sent Luke back to the shower from whence he crawled out of but still needs …

5 Side Effects Of Pregnancy That Don’t Suck Betches

We have all heard about the atrocious things that happen to your body (and mind) once you get pregnant. Your bones ache as they move to accommodate the human tapeworm inside of you. Your hair falls out. You break out into zits from your back to your butt all the way up to your forehead. You’re moody. You’re emotional. You eat everything and can’t stop. This little miracle takes over your whole body and, like a terrible tenant, leaves it in way rougher shape than he or she found it. They didn’t even have to pay a security deposit, which is so rude. But what about all the good “symptoms” of pregnancy? Did you know you may actually lose weight? …

The Betches Bachelorette Guide To Los Angeles Betches

Planning sucks, and bachelorette parties are a ton of work. So we’re taking all the guesswork out of planning a bachelorette party by breaking down top bachelorette destinations. Our guides will tell you where to stay, eat, party, how to get around, and give you a sample itinerary that you can follow. You’re welcome. Here’s our Betches Bachelorette Guide to LA. When it comes to bachelorette parties, there’s no place like LaLaLand for a Girls Gone Wild adventure with your ride-or-dies. For one thing, the weather is damn perfect, the people attractive are as hell, and the nightlife culture is locked and loaded (until 2am). You’ll be loaded too, once you deplane and start the festivities with shots, shots, shots! …